“Very good!”, replied the commander. The corporal, a man of considerable wingspan, was rewarded 8000 quid.Finally, the last soldier was addressed. “And you, Private, where would you like measured?”“From the tip of me penis to the base of me balls, Sir!”, retorted the private.The commander replied, “I must admit this is quite an unusual request, Private, but it’s your decision.” He ordered the private to drop his pants for the ensuing measurement. Immediately the general’s mouth fell agape and he stammered, “Where in God’s name are your gonads, Private?!!”The private proclaimed, “Goose Green, Falkland Islands, Sir!!”There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old. One day the family went to a party, and in the middle of the party the girl cried, “Mommy I want to go peepee.”This drew a lot of attention and the mother felt embarrassed about her daughter. At home she. "Your turn."I wasn't as at ease as Alex. My body wasn't near the perfection hers was. I kept my t-shirt on at public swimming pools and not in fear of sunburn. I didn't think of myself as obese but I had definite love handles. Okay, I admit it. My stomach was a long, long way from being as flat and firm as Alex's."Hurry up," Alex chided me. "Get out of those wet things before you catch pneumonia."I was about to do just that when... Things like this don't happen to me, I thought to myself. I'm not this lucky. I had a suspicion that a joke was being played at my expense. Girls who looked like Alex didn't ask guys who looked like me to take our clothes off unless... To Alex, I said, "Look, if this is some joke my cousin is playing on me... Are you supposed to get naked pictures of me so he can plaster them all over the web?"My cousin Ron is my age but that's where our resemblance ends. Ron is tall, blonde and confident around girls. President of his class all four years in high school..
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